What to do in case of an alien attack:
1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
2) Avoid eye contact.
3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.
-- The Firesign Theatre, Everything you know is Wrong
1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
2) Avoid eye contact.
3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.
-- The Firesign Theatre, Everything you know is Wrong
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-- Firesign Theatre,
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--
The Firesign... - Rangnekar's Modified Rules Concerning Decisions
1) If you must make a decision,
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