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• Announcer: In the opening credits, what does the cash register say when Maggie is scanned?
  The cash register says, "NRA4EVER", just one of the hundreds of radical right-wing messages inserted into every show by creator Matt Groening....
• Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell. -- Matt Groening
• Troy: Dr. Linus Irving of the Sloan-Ketterling Memorial Institute writes, "How does Matt Groening find the time to write and draw an entire `Simpsons' episode every week?
  For the answer to this, we went straight to the source....
• Frank is my Elvis. -- Matt Groening
• You say I'm cool, I'm no fool, but then you wind up applying to grad school... -- Matt Groening
• I ain't no artist but, I know what I like.
• Actor: ...you can't just eat the orange and throw the peel away!
  A man's not a piece of fruit! Burns: This show was supposed to close last week!...
• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
  Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...