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What most men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.
What must be noted about the many fallen political celebrities of recent years is that salvation eluded them, though they knew all the people in Washington who are useful to know.
-- Daniel S. Greenb...
What must be, shall be; and that which is a necessity to him that struggles is little more than choice to him that is willing.
-- Seneca...
What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living? -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act i, Sc.
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What neat repast shall feast us, light and choice, Of Attic taste?
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- To Mr. Lawrence...
What needs my Shakespeare for his honour'd bones,-- The labour of an age in piled stones?
Or that his hallow'd relics should be hid Under a star-y-pointing pyramid?...
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
What nonsense people talk about happy marriages! A man can be happy with any woman so long as he doesn't love her.
-- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
What no spouse of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window.

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