What Newspaper Do Cows Read? The Daily Moos.
What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
Cows do it in leather.
Ranchers do it with cows and sheep.
Read my lips... No more cows, man.
I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.
-- Thomas Jefferso...
Reporters do it daily.
O, what men dare do! what men may do! what men daily do, not knowing what they do!
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act iv, Sc. 1...
Martin: Uh, Sir, why don't you just use real cows? Painte
Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses....
Nothing could be older than the daily news, nothing deader than yesterday's newspaper.
-- Edward Abbey...
Read your newspaper: an informed citizen panics more intelligently.