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What rage for fame attends both great and small! Better be damned than mentioned not at all.
-- John Wolcot (1738-1819) -- To the Royal Academicia...
What really happened to the buffaloes is just what you might expect if you've ever seen one in a zoo--the moths got into them.
-- Will Cuppy...
What REALLY killed Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen.
What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts, not the facts themselves.
-- Cohen's Law...
What runs all around a castle, without moving at all? [The wall]
What's -1 when less than 0, 0 when 0, 1 when greater than 0, and a pioneer in the field of psychoanalysis?
Signum Freud......
What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START!
What's a 68? She goes down on you, and you owe her one.
What's a 6.9? 69 interrupted by a period.
What's a beer between friends? Not enough beer.

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