Miscellaneous Collections

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What's a Block? Is that like a Cement Block?
What's a blondes favorite rock group? Air Supply
What's a device driver? On the Unix system, all devices are supposed to look like a file.
A device driver implements typical file operations, such as open, read and write, on a file....
What's a Grecian Urn? oh abouy $4.95 an hou
What's a JAPs idea of natural child birth? No makeup.
What's a JAP's (Jewish American Princess) dream house?
Fourteen rooms in Scarsdale, no kitchen, no bedroom....
What's a knockout like you doing in a computer generated gin joint like this?
-- Riker to Minuet, "11001001", stardate 41365.9...
What's all our knowledge worth? We don't even know what the weather will be tomorrow.
-- Berthold Auerbach...
What's all the fuss about? The MIRV is in the great American tradition of bombs bursting in air.
What's all the gaudy glitter of a crown? What but the glaring meteor of ambition, that leads the wretch benighted in his errors, points to the gulf and shines upon destruction?
-- Brooke...

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