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• Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a lawyer, and believes in social causes?
  A: A failure....
• What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 40?...RICH!
• Q: What do you call a man who has lost 90% of his intelligence? A: A widowe
• What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick! KIRCHENBAUM
• Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
• What do you call someone who's 1/2 Mexican? Sorta-Rica
• Q: What do WASP's do instead of making love? A: Rule the country.
• And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
  asked the father of his little son. "Diet....
• And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?
  asked the father of his little son. Diet....