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• Why do they call it baby-SITTING when all you do is run after them?
• What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle? Run over.
• Grandma got run over by a dragon.
• Grandma got run over by a reindeer...
• Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you are part of the road.
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• You used to have a rabbit. Beautiful little thing. Do you remember?
  Flossy. That's right. Flossy. Do you remember what happened to Flossy?...
• Lisa: Aah! It's the beating of that hideous heart!
  [everyone looks at her] I mean, I think I hear something....
• Q: What do you call a man who has lost 90% of his intelligence? A: A widowe