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• One thing common to most success stories is the alarm clock.
• Either heaven or hell will have continuous background music.
  Which one you think it will be tells a lot about you. -- Bill Vaugha...
• A sobering thought: A century from now what we know as modern music will be considered old-fashioned.
  This thought almost makes one reconciled to the possibility that there may not be any twenty-first century....
• One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own.
• We've got it, if we can find it." -- Sign in a cluttered, old-fashioned hardware store
• Marty: Let's try one more number. Homer: Y'ello? Ba
  [grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid!...
• A man was late for work. "What's the idea of being late?
  asked the boss. "Well, the alarm clock woke up everybody but me this morning....
• I could never sleep my way to the top / 'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up.
  -- They Might Be Giants -- Hey, Mr D.J., I Thought You Said We Had a Deal...
• Jasper: I cut my tongue on these pancakes. Woman: These eggs are difficult to digest.
  I want soft-boiled eggs! Abe: I told you, we don't have soft-boiled eggs!...