We prefer the old-fashioned alarm clock to the kind that awakens you with
soft music or a gentle whisper. If there's one thing we can't stand early
in the morning, it's hypocrisy.
-- Bill Vaughan
soft music or a gentle whisper. If there's one thing we can't stand early
in the morning, it's hypocrisy.
-- Bill Vaughan
Related:
- One thing common to most success stories is the alarm
clock... - Either heaven or hell will have continuous background music.
Which one you think it will be tells a lot about you... - A sobering thought: A century from now what we know as modern music will be
considered old-fashioned.
This thought almost makes one reconciled to the possibility... - One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm
clock that is louder than God's own... - We've got it, if we can find it."
-- Sign in a cluttered,
old-fashioned hardware... - Marty: Let's try one more number.
Homer: Y'ello?
Bart:
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid... - A man was late for work. "What's the idea of being late?" asked the boss.
"Well, the alarm clock woke up everybody but me this... - I could never sleep my way to the top / 'Cause my alarm
clock always wakes me right up.
They Might Be Giants -- Hey, Mr D.J., I Thought You... - Jasper: I cut my tongue on these pancakes.
Woman: These eggs are difficult to digest.
I want soft-boiled eggs! Abe: I told you, we don't...
From the same category:
- If you are wise, be wise; keep what goods the gods provide you.
Plautus (254-184 BC) -- Rudens, Act iv, Sc. 7, 3,... - Ascend: the part of a mountaineer opposite that on which the head is located.
"An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing... - Amigas are to computing what Barney is to
entertainment.... - How many
new-agers
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it & one to check the new one for... - God: The contrapuntal genius of
human fate...
