We Prefer The Old-fashioned Alarm Clock To The Kind That Awakens You With Soft Music Or A Gentle Whisper.
We prefer the old-fashioned alarm clock to the kind that awakens you with
soft music or a gentle whisper. If there's one thing we can't stand early
in the morning, it's hypocrisy.
-- Bill Vaughan
One thing common to most success stories is the alarm clock.
Either heaven or hell will have continuous background music.
Which one you think it will be tells a lot about you. -- Bill Vaugha...
A sobering thought: A century from now what we know as modern music will be considered old-fashioned.
This thought almost makes one reconciled to the possibility that there may not be any twenty-first century....
One's roommate (who has early classes) has an alarm clock that is louder than God's own.
We've got it, if we can find it." -- Sign in a cluttered, old-fashioned hardware store
Marty: Let's try one more number. Homer: Y'ello? Ba
[grabs phone] KBBL is going to give me something stupid!...
A man was late for work. "What's the idea of being late?
asked the boss. "Well, the alarm clock woke up everybody but me this morning....
I could never sleep my way to the top / 'Cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up.
-- They Might Be Giants -- Hey, Mr D.J., I Thought You Said We Had a Deal...
Jasper: I cut my tongue on these pancakes. Woman: These eggs are difficult to digest.
I want soft-boiled eggs! Abe: I told you, we don't have soft-boiled eggs!...