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• It'll all end in tears, I know it. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Goosnargh. Alright, how would you react if I said that I'm not from Guildford after all, but from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse?
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• My God, you're talking about a positive mental attitude and you haven't even had your planet demolished today.
  I woke up this morning and thought I'd have a nice relaxed day, do a bit of reading, brush the dog....
• Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according to plan.
  Only twenty minutes ago he had decided he would go mad, and now here he was already chasing a Chesterfield sofa across the fields of prehistoric Earth....
• >consult guide about Earth Mostly harmless. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Is there any tea on this spaceship?" - Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• I found this. He says his name's Arthur, but I think he's harmless.
  -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• I seem to be having tremendous difficulties with my lifestyle.
  Arthur. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Probability factor of one to one... we have normality, I repeat we have normality.
  Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem....