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Well, whips and chains are Hardware, right?
Well, Woody, It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear. -- Norm, -- Chee
Well, would you like to try? -- Famous Last Word
Well yes...I do rather laugh in the face of fear...
Tweak the nose of terror... -- Edmund : Potato...
Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man--no time to talk. -- Barry Gibb
Well, you'd be angry too if you had a tree put a move on you as fast as that one did on me, which is why the car is totally ruined.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
Well, you failed miserably with this one. Begone..
Well, you got your mules and you got your racehorses, and you can kick a mule in the ass all you want, and he's still not gonna be a racehorse.
-- Billy Martin, "Esquire", May 1984...
Well, you know, it sounds like they've got their own nuts on an anvil and they're hammering away at them.
-- Dave Crocke...
Well, you know when you're rocking in a rocking chair, and you go so far that you almost fall over backwards, but at the last instant you catch yourself?
That's how I feel all the time. -- Steven W...

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