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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
We must select the illusion which appeals to our temperament and embrace it with passion, if we want to be happy.
-- Cyril Connolly...
We must strive to be more than we are... the effort yields its own rewards.
You are wise, Father. It is the difference between knowledge and experience....
We must teach him, Max! Hey, where do you *keep* that gun?
"None of your damn business, Sam." -- The superbly loony "Sam and Max...
We must understand how the past affects us, we should keep the present full of rich and satisfying experiences, and we should devote some energy each day to building for the future.
-- Deng Ming-Dao...
We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honour.
-- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) -- Declaration of Independence...
We, my Lords, may thank Heaven that we have something better than out brains to depend on.
-- Lord Chesterfield to the House of Lord...
Wench: What you use to turn the head of a dolt.
WENCH Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happine
We need a home run hitter, he said Baby Ruthlessly.

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