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• I laugh in the face of danger. I drop ice cubes down the vest of fear.
  -- Edmund : Amy and Amiability...
• Potato? ...No thanks, I don't. -- Melchett and Edmund : Potato
• What's the First Mate's name? ...Percy. A nautical cove?
  Yes...Well, he's a sort of...wet fish. -- Captain Rum and Edmund : Potato...
• Ah, Blackadder. Started talking to yourself, I see.
  Yes...it's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation....
• Now...'Distinguishing Features'....none... Well - I've got this big growth in the middle of my face.
  That's your _nose_, Baldrick... -- Edmund and Baldrick : Dish and Dishonesty...
• Do I look absolutely divine and yet and at the same time very pretty and rather accessible?
  -- Queenie to Melchett : Potato...
• I was wondering if I might have the afternoon off? Well, of course not.
  Who do you think you are...Watt Tyler? You can have the afternoon off when you _die_, Baldrick, not before....
• Caroline! I never knew you knew her! Oh yes! I even touched her once.
  ...Touched her what? Her...once. In a corridor. I've never heard it called _that_ before....
• I was under the impression that it was common maritime practice for a ship to have a _crew_.
  Opinion is divided on the subject. ...Is it. Yes. All the other captains say it _is_....