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• I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....
• You know that feeling you get when you are tipping your chair back and you almost go crashing back on the floor but you just catch yourself?
  I feel like that all the time. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool and it starts to tip over?
  Well, that's how I feel all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You're old when you forget how to start your rocking chair.
• You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going
• Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair-- It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
• You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment?
  I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...
• You know how it is when you decide to lie and say the check is in the mail, and then you remember it really is?
  I'm like that all the time. -- Steven Wrigh...