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• The stop sign which caused this action appeared there recently and was new to me.
  It cause me great alarm and when I am watching its pole, I note the sign is too low for the car, which is why it destroy the windshield....
• The reason I had this difficulty is that the tree wasn't where it would have been if I had selected the right driveway
  but since I did not, there it was where it shouldn't be, and this is why I hit it....
• Try as hard as I did, no matter what move I made, that telephone pole matched me and eventually it hit me.
  I'd have to say that the pole was at fault, it certainly wasn't me....
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the place.
  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him. -- Excerpt from insurance form...
• The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...
• The other car appeared, as out of nowhere, although I am sure it was somewhere before it appeared
  and once it did, hitting it was the only thing left for me to do, so I did it, and frankly, I rather enjoyed it....
• Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....