Well, You Got Your Mules And You Got Your Racehorses, And You Can Kick A Mule In The Ass All You Want, And He's Still Not Gonna Be A Racehorse.

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Well, you got your mules and you got your racehorses, and you can kick
a mule in the ass all you want, and he's still not gonna be a racehorse.
-- Billy Martin, "Esquire", May 1984