Well, You Got Your Mules And You Got Your Racehorses, And You Can Kick A Mule In The Ass All You Want, And He's Still Not Gonna Be A Racehorse.
Well, you got your mules and you got your racehorses, and you can kick
a mule in the ass all you want, and he's still not gonna be a racehorse.
-- Billy Martin, "Esquire", May 1984
Them fancy Japanese steak houses--they make you take off your shoes before you even go in.
That's because the food is so bad they're afraid you're gonna kick 'em. -- Billy Holliday...
You mean, if you allow the master to be uncivil, to treat you any old way he likes, and to insult your dignity, then he may deem you fit to hear his view of things?
"Quite the contrary. You must defend your integrity, assuming you have integrity to defend....
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May a lovestruck mule follow you constantly.
Homer: Hey, buddy, you got to let me in your car -- Vendo
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Lou: Here you go, ma'am. [escorts Milhouse back into the classroom] Krabappel
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You wouldn't want to meet the person of your dreams in a bar.
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