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• When the sun beats down and I lie on the bench, I can always hear them talk, Me, I'm just a lawnmower.
  .. you can tell me by the way I walk....
• I tell you, it's no use.
• Dick: Well, my time's almost up here, so, uh, I'd just like to say.
  ..I know Woody Allen. [a couple of people clap halfheartedly] Home...
• Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time for my annual donation.
  [brings out checkbook and pen] I wonder how much I should give....
• But I find the old notions somehow appealing. Not that I want to go back to them -- it is outrageous to have some outer authority tell you what is proper use and abuse of your own facultie
  and it is ludicrous to hold reason higher than body or feeling....
• Jessica: Hi, Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair!
  Bart: [groans] Oh... Jessica: Want to have dinner at my house tonight?...
• HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
  I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
• Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed. Home
  [whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!...
• I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things.
  Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice....