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• Professor: "Good news. There's a report on TV with some very bad news.
• A Dukakis aide walked into the meeting with the poll results from the Quayle-Bentsen debate and presented Dukakis with the results.
  ..... "We got some good news and some bad news sir....
• The good news is: I'm a perfectionist. The bad news is: I charge by the hour.
• The Israelites were all waiting anxiously at the foot of the mountain, knowing that Moses had had a tough day negotiating with God over the Commandments.
  Finally a tired Moses came into sight. "I've got some good news and some bad news, folks," he said....
• Bad news drives good news out of the media. -- Lee Loevinge
• which reminds me of the Carrot family: Ma Carrot, Pa Carrot, and Baby Carrot.
  One fine spring day they decided to go out for a picnic....
• No news is good news.
• Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
  "The good news is we got them down to ten." "The bad news is that adultery is still one of them....