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• We'll know that rock is dead when you have to get a degree to work in it.
• Negative, sucker. You need a smoking pistol and you know it.
  "Right you are. Where are those handguns when we really need them?" -- Doonesbury...
• The degree of one's emotion varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts -the less you know the hotter you get.
  -- Bertrand Russell...
• The challenge was to write a paragraph that read one way when punctuated one way, and read the complete opposite when punctuated another way.
  Dear President Clinton, Dear President Clinton, I would like to compliment you....
• How many public opinion researchers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  With what degree of certainty do you need to know?...
• Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen. -- Bob Edward
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• The people around you will finally know peace and happiness... when you're dead!
• May your spouse always know when you need a hug.