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• As the knife approaches its victim, your mind is submerged by an overmastering will.
  Slowly, your hand turns, until the rusty blade is an inch from your neck....
• If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time someone pulls out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with your Bic.
• If you can't hack it, then pick up your marbles and go home.
• Animals are your friends. But they won't pick you up at the airport.
• It is November first 1940; in the famous sound stage of THE WIZARD OF OZ on the MGM lot, a little man is lying face-up on the yellow brick road.
  His wide eyes stare upward into the blinding stage lights....
• The blue light on your dash means your brights are ON!
• You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.