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VMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M.
VMS is like a Soviet railroad train. It's basically industrial-strength, but when you look at it closely, everything's a little more shabby than you might like.
It gets the job done, but there's no...
VMS isn't an operating system, it's a playpen for DEC system programmers. -- Herb Blashtfal
VMS: /V-M-S/ n. DEC's proprietary operating system for its VAX minicompute
one of the seven or so environments that loom largest in hacker folklore....
VM system programmers do it virtually all the time
VNO Violate Noise Ordinance
Vodka is the best way to cook potatoes. You get all the flavor of the potato and don't even have to put in your false teeth.
-- Albert Engstrom...
Vogon Constructor Fleets. Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Vogo
forget it....
Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe.
The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria....
Vogon poetry makes you want to gnaw on your toes!

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