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Wait! Don't be mad! It's a Python song! A Python S#%&*()t~NO CARRIER
Waiter! Check please!
Waiter: How did you find your steak, sir? Diner: Quite by accident.
I moved a few peas, and there it was....
Waiter, I'll have what the guy writhing on the floor had.
Waiters and waitresses do it for tips.
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea.
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!...
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup. Not for long sir, note the spider on the rim of the bowl.
Waiter--there's a feature in my soup!
Waiter, there's no fly in my soup! -- Kermit the frog
WAITER! there's soup in my fly!

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