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Vote Anarchist!
Vote as an individual; lemmings end up falling off cliffs.
Camaraderie is no substitute for common sense, and being your own man will make you sleep better....
Vote early and vote often. -- Al Capone (1899-1947)
Vote for ME -- I'm well-tapered, half-cocked, ill-conceived and TAX-DEFERRED!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Voter's Block: The attempt, however futile, to register dissent with the current political system by simply not voting.
-- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
Voters do not decide issues. They decide *who* will decide issues.
-- George F. Will, in "Newsweek", 1976...
Voters quickly forget what a man says. -- Richard Nixo
Voters to decide whether to vote! -- Headline

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