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Waiter: Unemployed actor.
Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my dessert! I know, it's the rotten fruit that attracts them.
You should freshen up before you come in here....
Wait for further instructions....
Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time. -- Pericle
Wait for those unguarded moments. Relax the mood, and, like the child dropping off to sleep, the subject often reveals his truest self.
-- Barbara Walte...
Wait! I feel the power of... the Schwartz!
Wait! I'll be right down! Save me a couple of glasses of it!
Wait, I'll be right over! Save me a couple pitchers of it!
Wait .... I'm thinking ....
Waiting at meat and drink. Perseverance brings good fortune.
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