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• System programmers do it in overlays.
• Programmers do it all night.
• Assembly programmers do it a byte at a time.
• Programmers do it right the first time!
• PC Programmers do it 32 bits at a time!
• BASIC programmers do it all over the place.
• Programmers will do it all night, but only if you are debugged.
• Real programmers do all their DTP work in DEBUG.
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  a Blue Screen of Death simulator. By default, the bsodsim program activates when the user hits the virtually unused SysRq key (this is customizable) causing the system to switch to a character cell console to display a ficticious Blue Screen....