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VOLLEYBALL PLAYERS keep it up.
Volume in drive A is too loud.
Volume is a defense to error. -- Richard A. Leahy
Voluntary addiction to drugs is a reoccurring theme is many cultures.
-- Data, "Symbiosis", stardate unknow...
VOLUNTARY Descriptive of an action which you are doing purely because you have been embarrassed into it.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
Voluntary retreat brings good fortune to the superior man And downfall to the inferior man.
VOLUNTEER SUBJECT: A college sophomore who, of his or her own free will, is allowed to choose between participating in an experiment or failing a course.
voodoo programming: [from George Bush's "voodoo economics"] n.
The use by guess or cookbook of an {obscure} or {hairy} system, feature, or algorithm that one does not truly understand....
Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.
-- Karl Lehenbaue...
Voom???? That parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through him.
It's bleedin' demised... This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be....

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