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A studious professor named Nestor Bet a whore all his books that he could best her.
But she drained out his balls And skipped up the walls, Beseeching poor Nestor to rest her....
A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
-- Marty Alle...
A study of the science of technology defines what is possible
a study of the economics of technology establishes which of the possibilities is practical and useful....
A stumble may prevent a fall.
A submarine will move through the water most efficiently if it is 10 to 13 times as long as it is wide.
-- "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep. 1985...
A successful American spends more supporting the government than a family.
A successful executive is one who can delegate all the responsibility, shift all the blame, and appropriate all the credit.
A successful man is one who can make enough money so that his wife can spend all she wants.
A successful women is a woman who can find such a man....
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
-- Mignon McLaughli...
A successful person is one who went ahead and did the thing the rest of us never quite got around to.

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