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A sunny temper gilds the edges of life's blackest cloud. -- Guthrie
A supercomputer is a computer one order of magnitude less powerful than is needed to solve the problems we have right now.
A superior man modest about his modesty May cross the great water. Good fortune.
A superior man of modesty and merit Carries things to conclusion. Good fortune.
A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time. -- George Ile
A surefire way to get unwanted guests to leave is the threat of showing family pictures taken by an 8 mm camera by someone who never handled the thing before.
A surprised Data is propositioned by the E's Computer.
A surprise drug test will really piss you off.
A survey has shown that the most popular form of holiday is a three year arts degree.
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