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A successful [software] tool is one that was used to do something undreamed of by its author.
-- S. C. Johnso...
A successful symposium depends on the ratio of meeting to eating.
As U C, I have a fetish for abbr.'s!
A sucker's groan is music to a gambler's ear. -- Sgt.Bilko
A "sucking chest wound" is nature's way of telling you to slow down.
-- Murphy's Military Laws, #12...
A sudden thought strikes me,--let us swear an eternal friendship.
-- J. Hookham Frere (1769-1846) -- The Rovers, Act i, Sc. 1...
A suicidal blonde is one who dyed by her own hand.
A Sunday school is a prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
-- H.L. Mencken (1880-1956)...
As undergraduates, you realize that cleaning is very cost-ineffective, and why would you bother?
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...

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