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A survey is being made of this": We need more time to think of an answer.
-- Kelvin Throop III, "The Management Dictionary...
A suspicious parent makes an artful child. -- Haliburto
As usual, should you or any of your associates be apprehended, the secretary will disavow any knowlege of your activities.
This recording will self-destruct in five seconds....
As usual there's a great woman behind every idiot.
As war and government prove, insanity is the most contagious of diseases. -- Edward Abbey
As water spilt on the ground, which cannot be gathered up again.
-- Old Testament -- 2 Samuel xiv, 14...
As we all know, a high school drop-out has very poor job prospects.
The best he can hope for is to become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. -- Jim Tubma...
As we anarchists say: "There's no government like no government.
-- D'Arcy J. M. Cain (darcy@druid)...
As we ascend the social ladder, viciousness wears a thicker mask. -- Erich Fromm
As we enter the New Year, newspapers across the country are running lists of what is in and what is out for 1992.
In my local paper, the "in" column included Pee Wee Herman. It is amazing what a li...

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