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• Just as you reach the other side, the bridge buckles beneath the weight weight of the bear, which was still following you around.
  You scrabble scrabble desperately for support, but as the bridge collapses you stumble stumble back and fall into the chasm....
• May a crazed yak fall in love with your sister.
• May the road rise up and fall on you.
• SAFETY-CLUTCH, n. A mechanical device acting automatically to prevent the fall of an elevator, or cage, in case of an accident to the hoisting apparatus.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Men stumble on stones, not mountains.
• Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.
• Don't smoke in bed, the ashes that fall on the carpet may be your own.
• May your sister fall hopelessly in love with another woman.
• ARTHUR: This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...