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• Artists are always ready to sacrifice for art, if the price is right. -- Gomez Addam
• As God is my witness - I am that fool! -- Gomez Addam
• Our life is frittered away by detail. An honest man has hardly need to count more than his ten fingers, or in extreme cases he may add his ten toes, and lump the rest.
  Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity. I say, let your affairs be as two or three, and not a hundred or a thousand...
• And I will do all these good works, and I will do them for free!
  My only reward will be a tombstone that says "Here lies Gomez Addams -- he was good for nothing....
• For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes.
• Mbogo, Dr. Fred: /*m-boh'goh, dok'tr fred/ [Stanford] n.
  The archetypal man you don't want to see about a problem, esp....
• How many Californians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend....
• Did you hear about the new rule at the girls' school. Lights out by ten, candles by eleven.
• Dr. Fred Mbogo /*m-boh'goh, dok'tr fred/ n. [Stanford] The archetypal man you don't want to see about a problem, esp.
  an incompetent professional; a shyster. "Do you know a good eye doctor?...