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A stitch in time saves embarassing exposure...
A stitch in time saves enbarrassment.
A stitch in time saves nine.
A stitch in time saves nine, but a cross-stitch save twelve.
A stitch in time will ruin your clock.
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.
He says to her, "What's going on here?" She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone public!...
A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it.
A stoic of the woods,--a man without a tear.
-- Thomas Campbell (1777-1844) -- Gertrude of Wyoming, Part i, Stanza 23...
As to Jesus of Nazareth...I think the system of Morals and his Religion, as he left them to us, the best the World ever saw or is likely to see
but I apprehend it has received various corrupting Cha...

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