A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man. He says to her,
"What's going on here?" She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone
public!"
-- Henny Youngman
"What's going on here?" She says, "Believe it or not, John, I've gone
public!"
-- Henny Youngman
Related:
- I'm sitting in a bar, having a drink. Over here is a man having a drink.
He falls down three times. I pick him up each time... - An old man lost all his money. Seventy years old, hasn't got a dime.
Who does he blame? His wife. He says, "If you were... - My wife says I never listen to her.
At least I think that's what she said... - A man asked a private detective to follow his wife.
After several days, the private detective came back... - Here lies my wife: her let her lie!
Now she's at rest,
and so am I. -- John Dryden, epitaph intended for... - I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit
going to those places.
Henny... - You know the honeymoon is over when you wife says she's going to slip
into something a little more comfortable,
and it turns out to be a twin bed... - There's no place here for a man who says what he
means... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it...
From the same category:
- The sceptre seems to subside. You hear a high whine,
as of capacitors beginning to recharge... - De-accession
euphemisms... - I love crap we'll never need -- that's my *favorite* kind of crap!
Truth from Sam and... - Picard: "I'm Jean-Luc Picard. Welcome aboard the Enterprise,
Captain Scott." Scott: "Thank you, sir, and call me... - Clearly General Haig is about to make yet another gargantuan attempt
to move his drinks cabinet six inches closer to Berlin.
Edmund : Captain...
