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A straw vote only shows which way the hot air blows. -- O'Henry
Astrology is] 100 percent hokum, Ted. As a matter of fact, the first edition of the Encyclopaedia Britannica, written in 1771 -- 1771!
aid that this belief system is a subject long ago ridiculed...
Astrology is a crock. Fortune cookies, on the other hand, are usually right.
Astrology is a disease, not a science.
Astrology is God's science.
Astrology is the sheerest hokum. This pseudoscience has been around since the day of the Chaldeans and Babylonians.
It is as phony as numerology, phrenology, palmistry, alchemy, the reading of tea l...
Astrology... just a bunch of Taurus.
Astrology? We Aries don't believe in that crap.
Astronauts are out to launch.
Astronauts do it in orbit.

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