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• Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake.
• Today is a good day for a departmental reorganization.
• Today is a good day to die. -- An apache warrior proverb
• Today is a good day to update your resume.
• I read this in a very interesting article the other day
  "Today we commerate the death of the great Bon Scott who this day (however many years ago) drowned in a pool of his own vomit....
• Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
• Today is a good day for information-gathering. Read someone else's mail file.