Today Is A Good Day For You To Jump In A Pool.
Today is a good day for you to jump in a pool.
Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake.
Today is a good day for a departmental reorganization.
Today is a good day to die. -- An apache warrior proverb
Today is a good day to update your resume.
I read this in a very interesting article the other day
"Today we commerate the death of the great Bon Scott who this day (however many years ago) drowned in a pool of his own vomit....
Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
Today is a good day for information-gathering. Read someone else's mail file.