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Those Andorians did not have to contend with someone of my thoroughness.
I will stake my reputation. -- Worf to Picard, "The Survivors", stardate 43152.4...
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them.
.. well, I have others. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
Those aren't WINOS--that's my JUGGLER, my AERIALIST, my SWORD SWALLOWER, and my LATEX NOVELTY SUPPLIER!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Those are the sort of doors that get opened if you don't close them.
Those art lovers who pride themselves mostly on *taste* usually possess no other talent.
-- Edward Abbey...
Those buttons you push on the traffic light post at the corner are not really connected to anything, but they make you feel better as you wait for the light to change.
Most people who push the butto...
Those cave paintings are wonderful, but like everything we know, they are not too wonderful to be true.
It is their reality that gives them wonder, and while there will never come a time when some of...
Those clamorous harbingers of blood and death. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act v, Sc.
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Those commercials about weight loss you see on television must be true.
I heard about one lady who lost 187 pounds of ugly fat....

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