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• As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
  -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)...
• My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx...
• My mother loved children---she would have given anything if I had been one.
  -- Groucho Marx, 1890-1977...
• Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you? -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)
• On the old "You Bet Your Life" program, Groucho Marx was getting to know one of his contestants.
  The man told Groucho that he had 10 children. "Why so many children?...