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  Barney: How long will this story take? Bart: Uh....
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  From an old joke about two lions who, escaping from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agree to meet after 2 months....
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  Between both guys you know I love you more. It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday....
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  Older bystander laughingly asks him how much weight he has lost in doing this....