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• Life is like a room full of open doors which close as you get older.
• Let the doors of Pain be opened!
• If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
  -- Don Marqui...
• To conceal anything from those to whom I am attached, is not in my nature.
  I can never close my lips where I have opened my heart. -- Dicke...
• The following appeared as part of a business plan developed by the manager of the Rialto Theater.
  "Despite its downtown location, the Rialto Movie Theater, a local institution for five decades, must make big changes or close its doors forever....
• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• Sir, how much money do you get for those seal skins? Money? I just like to club them!
• If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Never get angry, never make a threat. Reason with people.
  -- Marlon Brando (in The Godfather, screenplay by Mario Puzo and Francis Ford Coppola) Don't carry a gun....