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This year's hottest Christmas gift was the Mario Cuomo doll. You wind it up, and it doesn't run.
Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL -- Zippy the Pinhead
Tho' lost to sight, to mem'ry dear / Thou ever wilt remai
One only hope my heart can cheer,-- / The hope to meet again....
Thomas Edison, who invented electric lights--he dedicated his life to humanity.
Thomas Jefferson--still surv... -- Last words of John Adam
Thom's Law of Marital Bliss The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount spent on the wedding.
Thongs [n], What Thinatra things.
Thoreau was no band-leader. The sound of all those different drummers makes it hell to organize a parade.
-- Solomon Sho...
THORNY: A thailor at thea.
Those about her From her shall read the perfect ways of honour.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VIII -- Act v, Sc. 5...

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