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Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, hack.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach teachers.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, write textbooks.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, write. Those who can't write go to the State Department.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, write. Those who can't write, write help files.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, write. Those who can't write, write manuals.
Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -- Voltaire
Those who cannot miss an opportunity of saying a good thing are not to be trusted with the management of any great question.
-- William Hazli...

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