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Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer are called hardware
hose program instructions that you can only curse at are called software....
Those people who go to psychiatrists ought to have their heads examined!
Those people who tell you not to take chances, they are all missing on what life's about, you only live once, so take hold of the chance, don't end up like others the same song and dance!
-- Metallic...
Those preflight safety instructions: "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device.
Folks, if we're crashing, my seat cushion's gonna be used as a toilet! -- Tom Park...
Those pressures are everywhere -- in everyone, urging him to what you call "savagery.
The private hells -- the inner needs and mysteries -- the beast instinct....
Those restaurants where they serve chicken croquettes!
Leftovers I can eat at home. -- Selma Diamond...
Those same asteroids which promise material riches can be a threat as well.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 5/1/90 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)...
Those signs--that "Baby on Board" crap--doesn't it make you want to hit the car harder?
-- Sue Kolinsky...
Those skilled in war cultivate the Tao and preserve the laws and are therefore sble to formulate victorious policies.
-- Sun Tsu...
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.

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