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• The best thing about war is that it makes it all right to hate. -- Solomon Sho
• The most important invention in the history of the human race is the written contract.
  It makes it possible for individual parties to list all the different ways they distrust each other....
• Malpractice makes malperfect. -- Solomon Sho
• A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting. -- Solomon Sho
• Hell hath no fury like a pacifist. -- Solomon Sho
• Band members do it in a parade.
• All life is barriers. All growth is the transcendence of barriers.
  It's the dividing line that makes everything possible....
• Artificial food is expensive. Nothing makes steak as efficiently as a cow. -- Solomon Sho
• A bird in the hand makes blowing your nose difficult. -- Solomon Sho