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This woman's got immediate post-prandial upper abdominal distention.
.. What you say she's got? Cramps. -- McCoy & Kirk, "The Voyage Home," stardate 8390...
This wonder (as wonders last) lasted nine daies. -- John Heywood (c.
1565) -- Proverbes, Part ii, Chap. i...
This won't hurt, I promise.
This world aint fit for *US* decent folks!
This world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel. -- Horace Walpole
This world is all a fleeting show, For man's illusion give
The smiles of joy, the tears of woe, Deceitful shine, deceitful flow,-- There 's nothing true but Heaven....
This world may be only illusion--but it's the only illusion we've got. -- Edward Abbey
This world was made for all men. -- Stevie Wonde
h!$ is Y8uL taGL!nE on dLugf.
This year, folks, the Ayatollah is 90 years of age. I wonder what that is in human years?

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