The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the

amount spent on the wedding.

- Thom's Law of Marital Bliss: The length of the marriage is inversely proportional to the cost of the wedding.
- Sweeney's Law: The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to the amount of progress.
- The length of a progress report is inversely proportional to
the amount of progress.

-- Sweeney's Law... - The amount of time spent by a committee
on an agenda item is inversely proportional to the cost of the item.

-- Parkinson's Law of Committee... - McGoon's Law The probability of winning is inversely proportional to the amount of the wager.
- The amount of work done varies inversely with the
amount of time spent in the office.

-- Cropp's Law... - The comfort of your lecture hall seat is
inversely proportional to the length of the lecture.

-- Sod's Law #9... - The efficiency of a committee meeting is inversely
proportional to the number of participants and the time
spent on deliberations.

-- Old and Kahn's Law... - Potter's Law The amount of flak received on any subject is inversely proportional to the subject's true value.