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They never taste who always drink; They always talk who never think.
-- Matthew Prior (1664-1721) -- Upon a passage in the Scaligerana...
They now pass three KNIGHTS impaled to a tree. With their feet off the ground, with one lance through the lot of them, they are skewered up like a barbecue.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
They only come out at night.
They only have two rules in the whole school: One, you're not allowed to carry a gun, and two, you're not allowed to walk on the roof.
-- Reed College rugby coach Peter Carmine...
The yoo-hoo you yoo-hoo into the forest is the yoo-hoo you get back. -- Merle Mille
They order," said I, "this matter better in France.
-- Laurence Sterne (1713-1768) -- Sentimental Journey, Page 1...
They ought to make butt-flavored cat food. -- Gallaghe
The young Astyanax, the hope of Troy.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book vi, Line 467...
The young constable has just thrown up into his helmet.
The young disease, that must subdue at length, Grows with his growth, and strengthens with his strength.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- Essay on Man, Epistle ii, Line 135...

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