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They say an elephant never forgets, but what's he got to remember?
They say a reasonable amount o' fleas is good for a dog -- keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog mebbe.
-- Edward Noyes Westco...
They say, best men are moulded out of faults, And, for the most, become much more the better For being a little bad.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Measure for Measure -- Act v, Sc. 1...
They say garbage can be made into fuel. Why not? It's already being made into movies, books and TV shows.
They say give your money to God, but they give you THEIR address.
They say if you smoke you knock off ten years. But it's the last ten.
What do you miss? The drooling years? -- John Mendoza...
They say I married my wife because her uncle left her a whole lot of money.
That's not true. I would've married her no matter who left her the money....
They say I'm crazy but I haven't the time...
They say in an awkward or embarrassing situation don't freeze up.
Pay a compliment. You will lessen the tension. I remembered that....
They say it's the responsibility of the media to look at government -- especially the president -- with a microscope.
I don't argue with that, but when they use a proctoscope, it's going too far. ...

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