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They say that killing a shopkeeper brings bad luck.
They say that marriages are made in heaven - but so are thunder and lightning.
They say that the first inclination which an animal has is to protect itself.
-- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Zeno, lii...
They say that the use of dynamite is dangerous.
They say that throwing food at a wild dog might tame him.
They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself. -- Andy Warhol
They say the atmosphere there was so full of goodness that evil just shriveled up and died.
Maybe that's why I never went there. -- Doctor, Keeper of Trake...
They say the best exercise takes place in the bedroom.
I believe it, because that's where I get the most resistance. -- Jeff Shaw...
They say the dog is man's best friend. I don't believe that.
How many of your friends have you neutered? -- Larry Reeb...
They say the homeless are homeless by choice. That's true.
I was walking down Bleecker Street at two in the morning, and I just had that burning desire to go to sleep right there....

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