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They're cousins, identical cousins...
They're enormous! -- President George Bush, on the previous eight years'deficits, -- Day 12 of the Bush presidency.
He didn't understand the deficit until after the election. -- An aide to Preside...
They're filming Rocky V now. This one's being billed as `Rocky's Greatest Challenge', so I guess there's an IQ test involved.
-- Jay Leno...
They're firing, sir!! They're firing!!! ...Thank you, Lieutenant.
If thy hit _me_, you'll be sure to point it out, won't you. -- George and Edmund : Captain Cook...
They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
-- Eeyore, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
They refuse your offer, but say thanks.
They're going to call this the Hill/Billy administration!
They're gonna cut back on the troops by 100,000 in Europe.
Could you imagine what a loser you gotta feel like when you get laid off by the Army?...
They're has got to be a self-destruct mecanism in the central brain...
They're holding us by our love of it, and we'll go on paying so long as there's one chance left to keep one single wheel alive and moving in token of human intelligence.
We'll go on holding it afloa...

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